if you didn't immediately hone in on the fact that the young lad in the black speedo (europe?) is rocking a super casual boner, dont worry, i'm not holding it against you. theres a lot to...oh who am i kidding, thats definitely the best thing going on in this one! this dude is just sooo stoked to be hanging out with these fine 16 year old honeyz in this raging tub of hormones, and it literally shows. thumbs up to you, buddy! also, i really like how awkward the guy just joining this boatload of fun on the far right looks. maybe he too has a teen boner, and is just a little more modest about it than his cool friend. folks, we simply will never know, will we? props to seth for finding this gem.
this falls into one of my favorite sub-catagories of the hot tub party pic: the super unnaturally-lit commercial photograph kind! do you really think these people are just hangin' out because they're super good friends? probably not. but thats what makes this kind so priceless. i feel by their expressions that this one is set up to make you feel like your sitting across from them at this super casual affair and you just said something really witty about your stocks. dave found this one, so i can't comment on the website it originally came from, but i can probably make an educated guess that theres a weekend spa package involved.
absolute perfection! i've been holding out on this one, waiting for the right moment to unleash its power, and today is the day! this is one of those pictures where there is just so much going on, and as always, i'll do my best to point out exactly what makes this one of the best. first off: suuuper awkward age differences going on here. really, just beautiful. there is a guy in the top right who not only gets points for looking kinda like Sinbad, but also for sporting the freshest hairstyle imagineable, the totally-bald-except-for-a-really-thin-ponytail look ala the cool singer from Live. bottom and center: best party face to grace this blog yet, and a nice womb-broom to boot. truly this gent is on top of his game, since he is chillin' with so many fine babes. and oh my god, the guy poundin' the long neck in the top left...just gorgeous! bonus points for the slick gold chain. loooots of tribal tats going on here too to solidify this image's quality. lastly, did you notice that the two girls in the middle are topless?!?! because i didnt the first 8239982 times i looked at this one. to blogspot: please dont shut me down for hosting an image with 1/3 of a boob!
thats it for now, but like i've said in previous posts, there is plenty more to come, so stay linked!
4 comments:
In the top photo, there's five girls and ten boys together in that hot tub party, so obviously Boner Boy felt he needed to do something special to stand out from the other nine boys. And why not broadcast it to these girls that you're a real man, eh? Other than that, there's no possible reason for the kid to be the only person standing outta the water unless he wanted so badly to show off his abdominal muscle development. I'd actually like to side with that (the latter) as the most plausible explanation for standing because if he really wanted to show off the weenus, he would've been smart to do a little underwater prep work in positioning the member in an expecially flattering position. Maybe even let the head have a little peek-a-boo action, as if to say, "Look here, ladies...You've turned me on so much that I can't even contain myself!!!"
As for the crazy multigenerational party, I see a third topless woman, I think. No straps or strings are visible on the lady with the nice dark-ish complexion behind that tan tribal warrior with the flaring latissimus dorsi muscle.
Oh wait...I see! You did say you counted two topless women in the middle. Okay then, the third topless woman is right behind the bald party animal who looks like former Philadelphia 76'ers owner Pat Croce.
oh wow, yeah, i think unless she's wearing one of those no-strap deals (stylin'!) then she is definitely sans a top. no comment on the owner of the 76'ers business because i cant recall ever seeing a picture of him before, but you better believe that name is making its way over to google image search on this computer!
I can't read all these comments, I just want to let the folks over at Hot Tub Party Blog to know that I loooooooove this boner!
keep em coming boys
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