Sunday, May 24, 2009


im taking advantage of this swedish google image search in hopes of coming up with a whole new crop of ridiculous hot tub photos. bring it, sverige!

there's probably a special section in hell reserved for this pasty-white, gold-chain-wearing, saggy breasted perv and his over-baked bride. holmes looks like a cross between dave coulier and gary busey. he's lucky his counterpart at least looks a bit older, so he can keep crossing state lines.

i'm laughing. you're laughing. she's laughing and all the world is laughing because this dude with the pipe's caterpillar brows are outta control! gotta give him props for smoking a pipe though, it seriously is always such a classy touch, and his smile is genuine enough to where if you asked him what's the secret to a happy life, he'd probably say "alcohol."

im not sure if what i'm seeing here is for real, but i think we have here is a legitimately all bro'd-out FAMILY. they probably have a lifted mini-van with a nautical star decal covering the entire rear window. pass the fuckin' tostitos, dude!

man. i mean...shit. obviously another big winner from linda's big connections, the go-to source for all my hot tub photo needs. next time one of your friends is in the dumps about how everyone they know has found someone and that they'll probably just be lonely and depressed forever and that they've tried and e-harmony and myspace and they don't know if they can face the pressure from their parents who don't understand because they've been married since before TV was in color and they can't live much longer with the fear of being alone for eternity....just show them this photo. they'll shut up, i promise.

not only is this picture HUGE, but theres a serisously huge amount of stuff going on it. instant HTPB classic material right here. why is there a door labeled co2? why is there a gym in the reflection? what is that fucking weird chest tattoo? why does the dude in the annheuser bush hat have boobs? who invited the awkward nerdy dude with the jew-fro and glasses? whats the dude on the left looking at? people, i wish i had the answers but thats what makes magic and keeps me from being bored for a while.

another fucking puzzler from the same page of google image search that birthed the one above (this rarely happens, you see). at first in the thumbnail i though this dude was holding a snake, which would be weird enough, but i enlarge it and it turns out to be a fucking BOW. wha? huh? "man but seriously though, seriously, this bow is SICK. its awesome. you can like pull it back, and like grab an arrow and shoot it like seriously SO FAR. i could show you sometime, dude. its not even a thing, we could totally do it this weekend. yeah, totally, SICK".

man, another literally fat WHAT THE FUCK. seriously, why was this photo taken? was it taken for me? did you know i was coming, google? this is what your landlord does with your rent money. nice plates, dogg.

aaaalright, just decided to dip in for a bit to keep this thing breathing, be back hopefully soon for more, since i've only broke the surface with searching "jacuzzi" instead of "hot tub". later, turds!